How many sheets of Sushi Seaweed (nori) can you fit in your mouth?

That’s probably not a question you ask yourself on a regular basis, but to save scratching your head for weeks about it, my pal Lorrae and I decided to answer it for you.

Nori is the Japanese name for edible seaweed rolled and dried into sheets, usually used to wrap sushi rolls. Not usually shoved into your face hole for entertainment.

To clarify, these are the full size nori sheets, not those teeny snack size ones, that would be a rookie competition.

Please enjoy watching our faces contort and stretch in the pain of seaweed paper cuts and squirrel cheeks, stuffed with shame. So much shame.